Leaky fish tank: annoying
When it starts leaking faster, soaking your carpet: really annoying
Setting up a screen in the other tank so you can safely move the residents into the big tank: Pseudo-annoying
Sucking water through a pipe to get the leaky tank emptied (over and over again): GROSS

http://www.burbia.com/node/2301

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The part that would really suck would be having to do it all again on the way back down.

The lost cult of Microsoft program managers

My favorite bit (it had me rolling):

"Program Managers had a reputation for being people worthy of being afraid of for one reason: they knew how to get things done."

I'm not sure WHY you coughed this at me, but... uh.... hm.


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Add a taser to the kick and there you go.

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man WHAT

"Any women will jump into the abyss for a man that wears a Submariner SS watch."

Note that second place had something to do with admiring my big new pole. Someone's coming from Poland?

You take a migraine medication that has gone generic, toss in an anti-inflammatory that went generic EONS ago, combine the two together, toss in some OMG YOU MIGHT DIE IF YOU TAKE THIS!! warnings, and BINGO! You can charge full price again! Kudos, aholes.

uh, okay

http://www.helloquizzy.com/the-alignment-test1

My male parental unit needs an anti-virus program for his three computers that does not, in fact, suck rhino scrotum. He claims all the "free" programs do, in fact, suck rhino scrotum.

All suggestions having to do with anti-virus programs (and not having to do with any sort of sucking) welcome.